It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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