Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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