wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
she peed on how many people?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
God I need to hump something, right now.
we should paint friendship bongs
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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