I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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