you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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