i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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