We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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