Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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