he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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