I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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