Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Where is the hickey?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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