Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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