i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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