sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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