she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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