that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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