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happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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