nut hugger
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
