it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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