I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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