Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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