id be glad to
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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