Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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