Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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