Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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