he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My dick has a subreddit
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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