so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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