So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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