My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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