I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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