doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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