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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Less talking, more tequila
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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