I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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