it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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