I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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