dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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