Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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