Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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