Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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