Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i came on her dog
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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