We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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