What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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