I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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