her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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