I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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