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(732): View more from New Jersey

she woke up with a sticky ear

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.

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(702): View more from Nevada

he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?

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(516): View more from New York

i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday

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(646): View more from New York

So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.

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