Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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