I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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