I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
if only i could text you this smell
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Text me some of your sweat
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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