I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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