Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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