I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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