is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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