scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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