Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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