Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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