two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
