508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
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I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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