The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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