Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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