i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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