What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
be right there i have to get my cape
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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